Mad as a Hatter,
And just as good looking,
Run away, far away!
Intelligent yet insane,
Every cat's best friend.


Am I so foolish to say such a thing?
Enter the conscience: angel and devil;
"The answer lies within," one says,
Halo in hand, "But only you will
Ever find it, so seek you must--"
"Ridiculous!" blurts the other,
And so saying, sticks out her tongue.